Blurp : noun : [blurp]
Definition: A single, isolated hiccup.
I'm pretty sure you all know what I mean by this. It's a hiccup that only happens once. A single time. In many ways I think blurps are even more annoying than hiccups. Because they tend to happen just randomly. Today it happened maybe four or five times to me, but over the course of the whole day. It just makes me feel a bit weird. Just a bit.