Bamel : noun : [bam-uhl]
Definition: A bear with a hump on it's back, i.e. a grizzly bear (apparently).
Yes, a bear with a hump gets its own name on the blog. Because it is this bear with a hump:
Apparently it's a grizzly bear, or rather a wooden carving of said bear. At least that's what my brother-in-law was telling me. Anyway, if grizzly bears have humps, then to me it's still a bamel. I don't know about you, but the hump on that particular bear looks quite superficial to me. Then again, if that is just a part of the bamel, then what is a camel without a hump? A cear, I suppose. Which isn't a word, making it perfectly legal to invent as a word. A caer, on the other hand, is a fortress. But only when inhabited by Welshmen, or when located in Wales. Technicalities galore.