Trampire : noun : [tramp-pahyuhr]
Definition: A cheating vampire (in theory).
Not that I'm too into celebrity drama that much, but this was just too funny to pass up. Will Ferrell used the word on Conan to describe Kristen Stewart (K-Stew) after she cheated on her vampire lover Robert Pattinson (R-Pass). I laughed so hard. And while you're at it, watch him talk about Russian gymnasts too. So good.