Complayterpus : noun : [kuhm-pley-ter-puhs]
Definition: A computer that portrays all of the characteristics or a platypus.
As many of you know, most platypuses don't do much. With one notable exception of course. But for the most part, a platypus really doesn't do much, from a physical standpoint. Likewise, there are many a computer that don't do much. Sure they think lots, and show stuff on the screen. But mostly it just hangs out and goes wherever you take it and does whatever you want as long as it's not really doing much of anything (again, from a physical standpoint). And, of course, there are exceptions to the rule (I think). But if you check your computer, you may find it's really just a complayterpus.