Rejoicify : verb : [ree-jois-ih-fahy]
The act of rejoicing in a truly joyful manner.
Confusify : verb : [kuhn-fyooz-ih-fahy]
The act of confusing one to the point where they don't understand anything anymore. At all.
Outuendo : noun : [out-yoo-en-doh]
An innuendo that has since left the immediate area of conversation.
Galindafy : verb : [guh-lihn-duh-fahy]
The turning of a normal person into a comically egocentric and narcissistic person obsessed with popularity.
Scandalacious : adjective : [skan-dih-ley-shuhs]
A particularly scandalous scandal.
Decipherate : verb : [dih-sahy-fehr-eyt]
The translation of any language that the former speakers of what are now dead languages would have considered dead.