Mephobia : noun : [mee-foh-bee-uh]
Definition: The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
There have been few documented legitimate cases of mephobia, though many people claim to have it. Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris are two of just a handful of people in history that are suspected of having this condition. Beyond that, none have been subjected to the true tortures of mephobia. In the world of fiction, however, many a case has been presented. Batman, for example, only escapes the destructive consequences of this condition by moonlighting as Bruce Wayne. But we should all be thankful that the full effect of mephobia has yet to be realized. I hope we never see the world come to an early end due do an overabundance of one's pure awesomeness. That would be a sad day indeed.